Hi vpowinsf! First, it looked like you had a great time in Aruba! So, jelly! Second, I have no idea why people read Lazy Dad’s stupid blog. Third, I’ll let you in on a dirty little secret about “Lazy Dad”: the dude is a total whack job. In fact, he doesn’t even write half of the things that are posted on this stupid blog! I do! He calls it “outsourcing” but I call it ridiculous!
I thought I was going to get a fancy-schmancy writing internship with “Lazy Dad” but instead it has turned into indentured servitude at this lame excuse for a “blog.”
Did you know that “Lazy Dad” pays me in gummie bears and red bowties??? I’m a diabetic! I can’t eat that many gummie bears! And I’m only a fifteen-year-old girl!!! What’s a fifteen-year-old girl supposed to do with a lifetime supply of red bowties!?!
If people only knew what a mess this situation is!!! Do me a favor? Call my mom and tell her that my fancy Spring break “internship” isn’t working out as planned. I would call her myself but she will only tell me that I need to listen to my uncle because he’s fancy and stuff. I mean, it’s fun to hang out with my cousin and my other uncle, but “Lazy Dad” is so lazy and weird. I just need a break from all of this craziness and get away from this stupid blog!
Wait, I think I hear “Lazy Dad” coming back from his afternoon gelato run. Seriously, grownups shouldn’t be eating so much gelato!!!
“Lazy Dad” just asked me why I wasn’t wearing my fake mustache while I was blogging!!! I know it’s the first and second rule of interning for “Lazy Dad”!!!