Obvs I have some daddy issues. Plus, I like to equivocate. And I write a little bit like a 14-year-old girl. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. And despite my disdain for “people,” I seem to write about them. A lot.
EDIT: Upon reflection, I think this Tumblr Cloud is a bunch of hogwash. Where are the 20 actual keywords that describe my interests-slash-preoccupations? Where are the words cupcakes, ice cream, mustaches, LEGO, Star Wars, bacon, cupcakes, idiots, macarons, ice cream, zero-interest financing, adoption, gelato, pandas, quilting, cupcakes, mochi, tattoos, dancing, and cupcakes, for Christ’s sake?