I’m sure everyone knows by now that I’m a busy business lady whose life is missing something but I don’t realize it because I’m so busy with business.* That said, a girl’s gotta eat sometimes, so when my busy business lady cohorts asked me out to lunch, who was I to say no?

We went to our usual neighborhood bar & grill because we are sophisticated, educated, successful career women, and the hostess seated us right away (even though one of my busy business lady colleagues complained that her underwear was totally running up her buttcrack).

The waitress asked, “What can I get you ladies?” And I said, Do you have some sort of businesswoman’s special? And the waitress said, “Come again?” And my busy business lady colleague said, “Well, we’re businesswomen.” And I added, From L.A. Then my other busy business lady colleague said, “You know some places have, like, a lunch special? And I added, For businesswomen? And the waitress said, “We don’t have anything like that.” Then I said, Well, then why don’t you just give us, um, two burgers, fries, and diet cokes because we’re in a hurry. And then my busy business lady colleague said, “We’re due in Tucson later, you know, for a business thing.” And the waitress asked, “What line of business are you in?”

And then my busy business lady colleagues and I stared at each other, like, What line of busy business are we in again? And then we laughed and laughed!

(*h/t johnandedwardplusone for pointing this out to me.)

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