Waiting for a late afternoon meeting, Lady Gaga was on the Ellen Show on the TV by reception. One of my co-workers asked, “What’s on her face?” I said, I don’t know, maybe tin foil? Then the sassy receptionist said, “Guuurl, they’re crystal diamonds and they are fierce!” My co-worker said, “I don’t get the appeal of Lady Gaga.” I said, Me neither. Then sassy receptionist clucked her tongue and said, “That’s because neither of you are the target audience.” I said, Technically, I should be. Sassy receptionist said, “Honey, your queer card was revoked as soon as you became a daddy.”
And then we laughed and laughed!