What’s on tap today? Early morning workout at the gym with my sister-in-law; shopping for a birthday present for my niece (who turns nine today!); drop off busy daddy for his day of beauty at the salon (which may or may not include an ironic spray tan for shits and giggles); some more shopping for random crap; birthday dinner for my niece Addie; and laundry.
And then … That awkward moment when you realize that most of the items on your day’s agenda come perilously close to fulfilling the worst stereotypes of New Jersey residents. So what who cares?
BTW, I’m pretty sure I now have the boy’s cold.