I’ve mentioned that I’m trying to dress more like a grown up at work. Now that the weather is getting cooler, it’s easier to wear a suit and not feel like I’m going to die from heatstroke. Plus, I’m going to a fancy-pants industry event tonight. Still, I think I’m usually such a slob at work that when I dress up like an adult, it throws people off. 

10 Frequently Asked Questions About Lazy Dad’s Appearance Today:

  1. Are you going on a job interview? No, I’m just trying to dress like a grown up so that people will take me more seriously at work.
  2. When is the funeral? Actually, I’m trying not to look like I just rolled out of bed and came to work in my pajamas, per usual.
  3. That’s so cute! I didn’t know that Brooks Brothers made Lilliputian suits! I know, right! They do!
  4. What are you wearing today? Denim tweed suit by Icarus, tie by Ralph Lauren Purple Label, shirt by Brooks Brothers, shoes by John Varvatos.
  5. OMG! I didn’t know that John Varvatos made Lilliputian shoes! Actually, the shoes are normal-sized.
  6. Can you tell me where I can find lazy dad’s office? Um, you’re talking to him.
  7. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought lazy dad was 12-years-old. You look like a full-grown adult. *Winning*
  8. My son is attending a bar mitzvah next week. Can he borrow your tie? Sure!
  9. Why are you taking photos of yourself during the staff meeting? It’s for my blog.
  10. Maybe you could have combed your hair today, you know, if you were going to dress up? Baby steps, I say, baby steps.

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