I’m the kind of guy who carries a lot of crap in my pockets. But since I lost a bunch of weight, none of my pants fit properly anymore, so if there’s anything in my pockets, my pants pretty much sag off my ass. So, I’ve started to carry a small messenger bag to hold all my stuff: keys, wallet, change, phone, camera, candy, receipts, etc. Basically, I carry a purse. I’ve become a guy who carries a murse. Good god, what has happened to me? At least it’s not a fanny pack.