Forgot to mention that I recently got some more ink. My brilliant tattoo artist added lotus flowers and clouds to the growing menagerie of Fu dogs on my right arm. I know my sister-in-law thinks that I’m addicted to getting tattooed, but I’m really not. In fact, I’m almost done with this whole tattooing nonsense. I just have a few more to go and then I’m done. Really. I swear. I’m done. Almost done.