It’s a nice day when I come home from work and there’s a goody package for the boy from lazy grandpa. The thing about my dad is that he’s a hoarder and he’s happy to pass along that tendency to his grandchildren. A surprise package from my dad doesn’t simply include a book and some stickers, like a normal person would send. It includes 14 sets of stickers, three paint sets, nine books, 10 packages of Chinky crackers, and six PEZ dispensers. The boy, of course, is thrilled. I, on the other hand, will have to deal with the aftermath of too much sugar before bedtime and more graffiti on the walls, furniture and pets. Thanks dad, we love you!